Cool - this is a blogging first for me: Iain Dale's tagged me to answer questions about what I was doing at the time of various historic events (answer: probably in the photocopier room, totally oblivious). So:
Princess Diana's death - 31 August 1997
I wandered downstairs and my parents were watching the television, which was unusual because my parents disapproved of much that wasn't Educayshunal. I think my dad was the one who told me, by way of apologetic explanation for cranking the evil "goggle box" into action, that Diana had died. I was a conventionally selfish teenager - I recall I spent most of that day in tortured adolescent relationship introspection with my then-boyfriend, and in fact we split up later that afternoon for angst-ridden reasons that I can now no longer recall. Naturally, the combination of the Prince Charles backlash over his treatment of St Di, and my broken heart, meant I never went near a man ever again. Ahem.
Margaret Thatcher's resignation - 22 November 1990
I was at primary school, struggling through a maths lesson when the headteacher burst in and breathlessly told the teacher the news. Given I was about ten at the time and I hadn't been brought up in a political household, my thoughts on the resignation probably extended no further than "where can I get more sweets?" and "boys smell."
Attack on the twin towers - 11 September 2001
My first week as a bag-carrier in Parliament to John Mann MP. I still thought boys smelled, and had just completed three years at university where I had spent a lot of time sniffing them. John had only just been elected and I didn't have a computer in my room so I was reading a book on the Private Finance Initiative (hot, eh?), oblivious to what was going on. In the course of wandering to the jimmy riddle over the afternoon, I gradually became aware that something horrific had happened as I periodically passed the television on the corridor that was showing News 24, but it didn't quite register properly - it was just too big somehow - until John, who was in Parliament that day for some reason, told me to go home. Nobody thought to evacuate us, incidentally.
I was still living with my parents in Bognor Regis at the time, so I went to Victoria to wait for my dad where it was mayhem: the Tube was being held up and lines cancelled periodically, the concourse was filled with people watching the screens (I don't think they had that big screen there then, but there was some sort of news ticker), all the phone networks were down. I tried to call my brother, Geoffrey, to tell him that I was coming home early. Geoff responded, okay, but he had to go because he was boiling a sheep carcass. He's an archaeologist - don't ask.
Dad and I got home to my mum glued to the television whilst a huge pot of stinking, boiling, sheep bubbled away on the stove. Then we hit the gin.
England's World Cup Semi Final v Germany in - 4 July 1990
No idea, I don't do sports. Actually, was that the one we lost on penalties?
President Kennedy's Assassination - 22 November 1963
The olds were only about fourteen at the time, so I was not yet even a glint in my father's eye.
Right, apparently we have to pass this on so I'm going to do so to:
Hopi Sen
Tom Watson MP
Kerron Cross
Bob Piper
Pooter Geek
Well, what else you gonna do on a Sunday, eh?
Sunday, 24 August 2008
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The Olympic Handover or..."How to be topp..."
We all know that the wonky-wheeled shopping trolley that is UKplc will continue to trundle down its own sweet aisle of the global super-market, buffeted by rising prices, tempted by various special offers & told to BOGOF with increasing regularity. Will we be able to steer ourselves around the gaggle of grannies that is the EU? Will we be able, away from the cameras, to slip a second bottle of scotch into the Barbour's poaching pocket in a unilateral two-for-one initiative?
Who can tell..?
At the check-out will we enquire
" I wanna pay £ 12.76, 7, 8, ...er £12.90 cash & put the other £80 on this card? Oh, no, hang on,not that one. Not this one, either ha ha . Where is it. Oh, there we go, try that one, love...."
Can we directly meet the gaze of the south-asian gentleman 'helping us with our packing'? Or will we just mumble & look at our feet, unable to look directly into a face that says "You invaded, enslaved us & treated us worse than your dogs... Western Civilsation? Bloody good idea... when ya gonna start?"
It doesn't matter which of this depressingly clueless family grabs hold of the carrier bags; NuMan Dave, his gorgeous wife Gordona, or their precocious litle charge Nick Huhne-Cable. We know where they're going... Out. Out, to the outer edges of the car-park, to a rusting, shagged-out & over-taxed 'people-carrier' (shudder!) for which, no doubt, they still owe some serious cash to their 'hands of friendship across the water' E-Z Finance Corp.
It matters little which of the fools pushes the trolley, carries the bags, or drives the car.
History is passing us by, and we really should get a move on. If you're a BBC7 regular you will have enjoyed the "Caesar!" plays, and be 'where-it's at' with "This Sceptred Isle". We know the arc of empires, & The Scottish Enlightenment is more than 300 yrs behind us now. After reformation, regicide & restoration we bestrode the world & could do so again, if only we had the stomach for reform, the guts to kill & the will to restore.
Britain has given the world a truly remarkable legacy: English, whiff-whaff, engineering excellence in general (cf 'Formula1'TM), a general air-of-superiority, &, of course, Jordan. It is a legacy upon which we could build a prosperous future; as the world's lexicographor, paddle manufacturer par excellence, alongside fast-sexy cars & facial-reconstructive surgery beyond compare. Behold! The future awaits... chizz!
On the other hand, wouldn't a gin be a lot more pleasant?
Hope you're well, lovey.
half a case of claret, dear, half a case of claret
http://kerroncross.blogspot.com/2008/08/what-were-you-doing-when.html
my birthday is 'sometime around' September 11th. in 2001 I was collecting a birthday present from my mother when I arrived at her house and the rolling news which was on featured slow motion aeroplanes slamming into tall buildings and then the collapsing towers. I remember thinking, that's an act of war. The rest, as they say is history, although it isn't yet.
Now every time its my birthday, there's a dark shadow over it as I remember not happy birthdays past but the more dramatic events of the same time 2001. Its a time of mirth tempered by horror.
I know, I know, how totally selfish of me.
Al-qaeda? Flippin party-poopers.
Amen to that, Mrs Blogs. You've just reminded me that my dad's birthday was around that time too. I forgot, as did everyone else - poor lad.
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